New drug makes you sober, booze bags everywhere win

Good news booze bags, science is in the works of creating a pill that makes you sober no matter how much you drink.  For those of you that are stupid and were just like, “why would I want to stay sober, I drink in order to get drunk” first of all, obviously, that’s the only reason anyone drinks (do not even dare try to tell me otherwise, I simply WILL not hear it), and second of all, you’re stupid because what that means is that you can go out, get hammy slammied, do your thing, then take a pill and drive home.  Not only that, but it takes away your hangover too.  

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New drug makes you sober, booze bags everywhere win

Good news booze bags, science is in the works of creating a pill that makes you sober no matter how much you drink.  For those of you that are stupid and were just like, “why would I want to stay sober, I drink in order to get drunk” first of all, obviously, that’s the only reason anyone drinks (do not even dare try to tell me otherwise, I simply WILL not hear it), and second of all, you’re stupid because what that means is that you can go out, get hammy slammied, do your thing, then take a pill and drive home.  Not only that, but it takes away your hangover too.  

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